1 pic. Should have been a business daddy, became a business mommy instead ? https://t.co/lg99QFOtJ9

Me waiting back at the hotel room hoping you bring me MTG booster packs... https://t.co/AX5QXKTdjo

The glasses stay on... Everything else goes https://t.co/aymIWbeSjH

So sorry to be in your way... but I mean... it is called a lunch hour. I feel like we have some time

I need you here ?? My panties seem to be missing so... Look around or something? https://t.co/BBaiTB

Something about this shot makes me look like a proper lady... Proper for a bit at least until you come

I believe I have legs that are known to go all the way up, as they say ? https://t.co/4JWP3tmtEK

VDay being over does not mean the pink needs to go back in the closet ? https://t.co/w2U5lXXCso

My old shirts definitely don't fit me the way they used to... https://t.co/mNCXBXaN9F

I ordered this dress about 3 months ago and it just landed… So please… help me come up with an excuse

This looks better on me than it would on your girlfriend ? https://t.co/XRV6Vj6EYN

Me from here on out... the next time somebody asks what I do for a living ? https://t.co/MCG0pQygV2

Oh lord she comin' https://t.co/IioWCuZhHR

This is only about my new jacket and not about anything else... https://t.co/4fAoak4Gkc

Ready for Oktoberfest this year? ? (Fun story btw... put "Beer Maid" into the gif search here and look

1 pic. I went paddleboarding for Labor Day yesterday, had such an utter blast! https://t.co/A2i8sClV

2 pic. I went paddleboarding for Labor Day yesterday, had such an utter blast! https://t.co/A2i8sClV

I only cosplay to satisfy my internal male gaze... Then you reap the rewards ? https://t.co/9omjVRg2

2 pic. I deserve an award for having to carry this thing around every day ? https://t.co/EkfgkRO5WO

1 pic. I deserve an award for having to carry this thing around every day ? https://t.co/EkfgkRO5WO