The crazy engagement on my post yesterday only reminded me which of my assets got me where I am today

Hmm... seems to fit ? https://t.co/oHjtT2cn9k

Do not worry, I know the destruction I may cause if I bend over any further. I will keep you safe. https://t

The only yoga pose I know is the one that turns you on, and I know this because it used to turn me on

Never underestimate the power of the internet telling you to get hotter for them... https://t.co/zv1

Just been enjoying the view this morn... Guess the city sunrise looks nice out there too ? https://t

That masculine urge to dress up as a sexy maid so other men can call you pretty... https://t.co/XkVT

Not in the mood to make punny captions this morning... Here is a picture of my dick https://t.co/72Z

The last thing you see before I sit on you... https://t.co/qoKukeOT3a

The lip bite makes this pic ? https://t.co/ICwk11o0Qh

New bob cut was looking fire so I went out last night ?? https://t.co/pgVh140CUT

Was gonna make more pinup housewife jokes, but now I am just stuck staring silently... https://t.co/

Not my fault the hotel room was cold... https://t.co/1YJKZ4Pxw0

This view is alway immaculate ? https://t.co/jlISMZS1ou

2 pic. You all just helped me raise a ton of money for charity yesterday, so you get these as a treat

1 pic. You all just helped me raise a ton of money for charity yesterday, so you get these as a treat

Wanted a goth girlfriend so bad... this happened instead ? https://t.co/cvDRgTFd18

Thicc... That is it. That is the post. https://t.co/5SXg9gfGXV

This sweater is actually big enough for the both of us if you want in... https://t.co/dzhra2HjYn

Fine... I'll bend over a little more... https://t.co/BInAUKE70k