Bourbon chocolate pecan pie https://t.co/iXc8biQtf2

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @SethsBeard! I miss you reading me bedtime stories! https://t.co/R1GxWP2Fir

Me rn https://t.co/VH4ZohCgeE

"Look mom! I caught the Pidgey!" https://t.co/U9LrnMU4hi

And maple pumpkin pie with a bourbon bacon crust especially for the Canadian as fuck @juliavoth https://t

My dumbass forgot to install a VPN and thought I could get some correspondence done on my flight to Exxxotica

Wow Twitter really gets me https://t.co/jIcM8Knzq5

Sitting here making paper airplane dollar bills for everyone to throw at babes http://t.co/2S83hT6Gu

This has gone too far and I am into it https://t.co/pA1VLT5uZw

What is happening rn why is Michael doing this to me?? https://t.co/bE5vrUwHMI

I just wandered like 5 blocks around the arts district looking for Pokemon, this.... https://t.co/CiAoRM4qko

Someday, one of these will be mine. I hope today is that day! https://t.co/WL9bwUzcTj

The future, please. #thefuturehasnogender http://t.co/PMZEW6Q6Ui

Pumpkin carrot cake with cinnamon cream cheese frosting https://t.co/bzkfqt93qI

Black Friday Sale now through Monday on my premium Snapchat! $7 for 3 months! Go to https://t.co/mb5rIQwmph

pUpdate: she's a backyard kind of gal now https://t.co/UAmdNXeagM

My taste in men greatly differs from my friends tastes... https://t.co/euBfZtxbJK

Just got my dog walked by Wag! Thanks so much @WagWalking! https://t.co/MlsSpzi5Q0 https://t.co/DYU6

This golden light though, it helps. This is the view from my couch. https://t.co/6JVruwkmBg

THIS IS MAGIC! RT @Kotaku: Mario Kart, Mad Max mash up works way better than it should: http://t.co/erKVViWG9E