Don’t worry, this is covered by your insurance ?? https://t.co/80J8wkceRe

Use em like a stress ball if you’re anxious or angry https://t.co/QD1aPu2xRw

Errands are so much more fun this way https://t.co/b0O6CvCeJX

“Sex is just a spectrum, right bro?” https://t.co/g0k9OeHmjk

Load in 4K ?? https://t.co/HmocGpkeJq

Finally relaxing after a long day of work https://t.co/mwgLGUD5q5

You’re such a fucking pervert! https://t.co/UCid0d0kyk

When I tell you this toy is on track to be my new favorite, I’m not fucking kidding ? use the link below

Good morning, I made you breakfast https://t.co/GAN8natQiB

Fun fact: that’s actually my melted brain leaking out of my dick https://t.co/F8WlI2y5ym

Meet me upstairs in 10 minutes… https://t.co/ph9HzdIsMa

Meticulously sculpted ?? https://t.co/3Bn6vxLVkc

You’ll not find a smoother protein shake than this https://t.co/qMBqfKqMPV

I always pack the essentials when I go out of town on business https://t.co/CD0TfoGhpC

It’s been a while since I got this fuckhole pounded, just sayin’ https://t.co/LqOqzFqnxK

Getting my prostate milked in church, as God intended ? https://t.co/FVmYLt6Y1X

Just doing my patriotic duty ???? https://t.co/ToDQiV6IL7

Come ride this pony https://t.co/kwvEllao2m

Suck my toes while I jerk off and watch porn ??? https://t.co/DOf8o81bZV

1 pic. The tits: The pits: https://t.co/ebIUnwSROw