Good thing I got a vasectomy years ago or I might risk having to put these childbearing hips to work

They told me I could be anything so I became a paddleboard chick ? https://t.co/VzwbyRLXPk

The @theCHIVE bros in the comments constantly getting mad as I make list after list of "Sexy Chivettes"

2 pic. My outfit to go flirt with single dads and not tell them that I used to play HS football with

1 pic. My outfit to go flirt with single dads and not tell them that I used to play HS football with

When you order room service and the Pelligrino finally kicks in ? https://t.co/LZSOpf32st

1 pic. Look, technically... It wasn't a one night stand... Because that's not how you say the phrase

2 pic. Look, technically... It wasn't a one night stand... Because that's not how you say the phrase

New studio lighting is gonna be fun for the future... https://t.co/DpQmYR3uh1

When you invite your buddy over that you haven't seen in years to play a couple rounds of Magic the Gathering

1 pic. Traaaaans on the water... Fire in your pants.... I couldn't help myself - I regret nothing about

2 pic. Traaaaans on the water... Fire in your pants.... I couldn't help myself - I regret nothing about

Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of all the wolf whistles... https://t.co/uvN9ZhQkZh

If you aren't on my OF/Patreon/Fansly checking out all my new videos ever since I moved to this being

I really only paddleboard so you can drool over my midriff ? https://t.co/MUypiMvdAf

Me rolling into the slumber party wondering why the rest of you aren't in full makeup... https://t.c

The big cozy sweater stays on... https://t.co/SzCZMk5jyd

2 pic. I finally got a new pair of high tops... and this post is only about the sneeks... https://t.

I believe this is what you call serving... https://t.co/oo2TosSmUe

1 pic. I finally got a new pair of high tops... and this post is only about the sneeks... https://t.