You will not drunk text after the goth club. You will NOT drunk text after the r goth club! You witntrct

How it feels when the pretty girls at the gym say “you should move here and train with us” https://t

Had a @SkylarShark moment and almost put this rock my friend gave me to fiddle with in my mouth without

just found this note and I’m crying wow https://t.co/4Wm0BuVNWM

Buying this instead of a couch so when people come over they fucking leave https://t.co/B8YtIqb6qN

2 pic. My son is a true cinefile https://t.co/BToQigypYZ

1 pic. My son is a true cinefile https://t.co/BToQigypYZ

oh my god Twitter I get it okay jeez https://t.co/nD6HHjBZ5u

Omgggg omg omg @SkylarShark gave me my birthday gifts early hahahahaha loooook at thiiiiiiiiis omfg https://t

2 pic. Bonnie really took a beating today :,( It’s to be determined if she’ll survive or if this was

1 pic. Bonnie really took a beating today :,( It’s to be determined if she’ll survive or if this was

merry christmas https://t.co/6OPjMDtOW0

https://t.co/cX6QnD1s97

haha god this kind of joke is so boring and stupid to me, it’s the “I hate my wife, my wife’s a nag,

pov you got facefucked for the first time and threw up on him but you want to keep getting fucked: https://t

actual photo of me maintaining a normal conversation with someone I want to destroy me and not making

My dad called me (it is eight thirty in the morning) and he has already finished a pot of coffee, done

This feels like paid promo and I love that for @noahwaybabes because all the closeted queers are now

2 pic. https://t.co/it6JaCqBgN

2 pic. I love my siblings and I love being stupid and annoying with them so much I’m so lucky and thankful